War Bucket List

It could be.. It could be not.. It could be.. It could be not.. It could be.. Who cares! our airhead neighbours are doomed, it be or not. The whole ruckus ‘created’ by the P. accusing Indians of bring aggressive is nothing more but a ploy to deviate the globals from the actual intensity/effect of the terror attacks. They’ve got their armed forces hovering on the border (in P. even the street dogs are ‘armed’, courtesy the A. funds). They are ready to ‘defend’ their ‘glorius’ nation if India tries to ‘cast an evil eye’. Excuse me?? India. Evil eye. On P. ??? Are we nuts???

Given a choice, which would you cast an evil eye on – a brand new Gucci tote or a fifth-hand garbage rescued jhola from chor bazaar?

But P. the P. it is ! like a school bully, who tries all antics to entice you to attack him, but when u stay unresponsive, himself barges on you .

So I doubt if this could happen this time again.. it has happened throce before ! uff, if only people could learn from history, it would never repeat itself.

In case it do does, here’s my war bucket list –

My War Bucket List:

x) Get married: cos I don't fuck b4 i wed and nobody likes to die unfucked!
x) Visit Afghanistan .. a desire born with my my birth, i reallly donnow how .. karmic konnection as I like to call it ..
xx) Create a beautiful painting - my lost master art, as i say it
x) Punch hard all the dickheads i ever encountered in my life
xx) Travel in space ! ( which i might anyways be doing on way to heaven - or hell ? eeks )
x) Own WMD - no no, dont get it wrong. I meant Wealth of a Million Dollars ;)
xx) Say to my mom, dad & both sisters - that I love you all.. cos I always do but never told
x) INTERPOL - my ultimate life treasure

I hope I have multitude years to fulfill them and not just few months. I pray 2009 will be brighter and happier.

Me and the 'C'

Ummmm... so should i say welcome? ok .. Welcome everyone, to my second blog ! the first one ended as soon as it began, pretty much extinct now . m in a new phase of life now... and therefore new blog ... the name? well, it says it all ... and if you are not too cool to understand it , just log into dictionary.com ..

Criminal is a core part of my life - not the 'being' of it but 'understanding' it, 'chasing' it . Doesn't that explain why i went like a fool all the way thousands of miles, with a mammoth bank loan on my head ( more than i could ever pay back!), suffered one year of total agony confined in one single room or arrested by the computer screen; not to mention the emotional torture i had been subjected to from back home (home doesn't always imply family!) ... and almost everything i could never think of in my 20 yr old life - just to study criminology ! I mean, yeah, CRIMINOLOGY . Can you even spell it ? C.R.I.M.I.N.O.L.O.G.Y !!! out of more than the supercool 1 billion people in my country, 75% doesn't know something called 'criminology' exists , and ... 24 % of those who do know, ... the remaining 1.99999999900 % don't know that it is taught (just about anywhere, forget here in India) ... the remaining 0.00000000099 come under the category of 'CAN'T SAY' . and the last 0.00000000001, my dear friends, is ME. you know, the crazy girl, who went ALLLLLLLLLL THE WAY to the Angrezland to study wat i call as the 'C' word.

But i guess it has started to pay off. I've just grabbed an internship at an international organization (Hurray!). It began this week (Double Hurray!! ). though my actual 'work' will began only when the boss Lady 'D' comes back on Monday. I've still to meet her since joining. and as to wat i have gathered about her in these 3 days eavesdropping ( or open vocal downpours) at the office, she's quite really the Lady 'D' .

I guess m not bothered about all these and all of them but ... m really reaallyy reeeeeaaaaaallllyyyyyy looking forward to working here ..... working on my subject ... understanding, chasing, learning developing .... I couldn't have asked for more ... (though Moneywise, anything is always less)

Only thing i can do know is .... get SUPEREXCITED :) ... these 3 days have been really good .. though it was more like a picnic. everyone was/is so welcoming, warm and friendly here. Lets see how it is when the boss comes office . As far as i know, no matter how much work m given, I'd do it .. cos i loved the subject, so i will love the work . or that is wat my hypothesis is ...

For now, you and me can only wait and watch ... and ride with the wave

P.S This blog isnt goining to be only about the 'C' word. As i get to know you, so you will about me. till then, C ya