War Bucket List

It could be.. It could be not.. It could be.. It could be not.. It could be.. Who cares! our airhead neighbours are doomed, it be or not. The whole ruckus ‘created’ by the P. accusing Indians of bring aggressive is nothing more but a ploy to deviate the globals from the actual intensity/effect of the terror attacks. They’ve got their armed forces hovering on the border (in P. even the street dogs are ‘armed’, courtesy the A. funds). They are ready to ‘defend’ their ‘glorius’ nation if India tries to ‘cast an evil eye’. Excuse me?? India. Evil eye. On P. ??? Are we nuts???

Given a choice, which would you cast an evil eye on – a brand new Gucci tote or a fifth-hand garbage rescued jhola from chor bazaar?

But P. the P. it is ! like a school bully, who tries all antics to entice you to attack him, but when u stay unresponsive, himself barges on you .

So I doubt if this could happen this time again.. it has happened throce before ! uff, if only people could learn from history, it would never repeat itself.

In case it do does, here’s my war bucket list –

My War Bucket List:

x) Get married: cos I don't fuck b4 i wed and nobody likes to die unfucked!
x) Visit Afghanistan .. a desire born with my my birth, i reallly donnow how .. karmic konnection as I like to call it ..
xx) Create a beautiful painting - my lost master art, as i say it
x) Punch hard all the dickheads i ever encountered in my life
xx) Travel in space ! ( which i might anyways be doing on way to heaven - or hell ? eeks )
x) Own WMD - no no, dont get it wrong. I meant Wealth of a Million Dollars ;)
xx) Say to my mom, dad & both sisters - that I love you all.. cos I always do but never told
x) INTERPOL - my ultimate life treasure

I hope I have multitude years to fulfill them and not just few months. I pray 2009 will be brighter and happier.